those guys!

So funny joke - word got around to the recruits that the official list of spelling words that they are getting tested on on Friday has several words in there spelled incorrectly and they had better catch them or suffer the consequences of not passing their spelling test (wearing a book on a lanyard around their neck for the whole day for at least two weeks until the next spelling test). So I retyped them all for Josh on WORD so that I could spell check them (since my sense of spelling is not so bueno). Yeah. All of them were spelled correctly. I think that it is a rather funny joke - if a little mean for the guys who are overloaded and don't have a wife to check these things for them. So here is the official list of spelling words, spelled correctly (oh my Father, you are vindicated for all those hours of torture after school in third and fourth grade where you made me copy my spelling words over and *gasp!* made me spell them correctly each time!)Please enjoy them with great ABANDONED ... hee hee hee

ABANDONED
ABDUCTION
ABSOLUTE
ACCELERATE
ACCESSORY
ACCIDENTAL
ACCOMPLICE
ACETYLENE
ACHIEVEMENT
ACQUAINTANCE
ADDICTED
ADEQUATE
ADJACENT
ADJUSTABLE
ADMINISTRATIVE
ADMISSIBLE
ADMONISH
AFFIDAVIT
AFRAID
AGENCY
AGGRESSOR
ALCOHOL
ALIAS
ATTACK
ATTEMPT
AUTHORIZE
AUTOMATIC
AVENUE
BARBITURATE
BARREL
BARRICADE
BATON
BECAUSE
BEHAVIOR
BELLIGERENT
BENEFICIAL
BEVERAGE
BICYCLE
BINOCULARS
BOISTEROUS
BOULEVARD
BRUISE
BUREAU
BURGLARY
CALENDAR
CALIBER
COMPLAINT
COMPLETED
CONCENTRATION
CONDEMN
CONDITION
CONFESSION
CONSPIRACY
CONSTABLE
CONSTITUTION
CONVENIENCE
CONVULSION
CORROBORATE
COUNTERFEIT
CRUELTY
CRUISING
CYLINDER
DANGEROUS
DAUGHTER
DEADLY
DECEASED
DEFECATE
DEFENSE
DELIBERATE

ALIBI
ALLEY
AMATEUR
AMBULANCE
AMMUNITION
AMNESIA
AMPHETAMINE
AMUSEMENT
ANALYSIS
ANTAGONIZE
APOLOGIZE
APPEARANCE
APPROXIMATELY
ARGUMENT
ARRESTED
ARRIVAL
ARSENAL
ARSENAL
ARTIFICIAL
ASPIRIN
ASSAULT
ASSISTANCE
EMBEZZLEMENT
EMERGENCY
ENFORCEMENT
ENVIRONMENT
CAPTURE
CARBURETOR
CASHIER
CASUALTY
CEMETERY
CERTIFICATE
CHAUFFEUR
CHEVROLET
CHILDREN
CHRYSLER
CITIZEN
CIVIL
CLIENTELE
COERCION
COINCIDENCE
COLLABORATE
COLLIDE
COLLISION
COMMAND
COMMERCIAL
COMMUNICATE
COMPETENT
KNIFE
KNUCKLES
LABORATORY
LACERATION
DEMONSTRATION
DEPARTMENTAL
DESCEND
DESCRIPTION
DETAILS
DETAINED
DETRIMENTAL
DEXEDRINE
DIAGRAM
DIAMOND DILATED
DIMENSION
DISARRANGED
DISCREPANCY
DISEASE
DISPATCHED
DISPERSE
DISTRICT
DOUBTFUL
DUPLICATE
ELIGIBLE
EMBARRASS
PERSONNEL
PERSPIRATION
PERVERSION
PHYSICAL

EQUIPMENT
ESTABLISH
EVIDENCE
EXAGGERATE
EXCEPTION
EXHAUSTED
EXHIBITION
EXTORTION
FAMILIAR
FICTITIOUS
FINGERPRINT
FORCIBLE
FOREIGN
FORGERY
FOUND
FRACTURE
FRAUDULENT
GAUGE
GENERATOR
GOVERNMENT
GUARDIAN
HABITS
HALLUCINATION
HANDKERCHIEF
HEIGHT
HEROIN
LANGUAGE
LEGITIMATE
LEISURE
LICENSE
LIEUTENANT
LIFEGUARD
LIQUOR
MACHETE
MAINTAIN
MAINTENANCE
MALICIOUS
MANEUVER
MANNEQUIN
MANSLAUGHTER
MARTIAL
MATERIAL
MEASUREMENT
MILLIMETER
MISCHIEF
MISDEMEANOR
MODEL
MUSTACHE
MUTUAL
NECESSITY
NEGLIGENCE
NEITHER
PISTOL
PORNOGRAPHIC
POSSESSION
POSSIBLE
PRESENCE
PRISONER
PRIVATE
PROCESS
PROFESSIONAL
PROHIBITED
PROPERTY
PROSECUTION
PROSTITUTION
PUNITIVE
PURSUIT
QUARANTINE
QUARREL
QUESTION
QUESTIONING
QUIET
RACIAL
RECKLESS
RECOGNIZE
RECOMMEND
REFERRED
RELEASE
HYDRAULIC
IDENTIFICATION
ILLEGITIMATE
IMMEDIATELY
IMPORTANT
INCOHERENT
INCONSISTENT
INCORRIGIBLE
INDECENT
INFORMANT
INFORMATION
INNOCENT
INTELLIGENCE
INTERROGATE
INTERSECTION
INTERVIEW
INTOXICATION
INVESTIGATE
IRRELEVANT
JEOPARDY
JEWELRY
SUSPICIOUS
TATTOO
TECHNIQUE
TELEVISION
NOTICEABLE
OBNOXIOUS
OBSCURE
OBSTACLE
OCCASION
OCCURRENCE
OFFENSE
OFFENSIVE
OFFICER
OFFICIAL
OPERATION
OPERATOR
OPPORTUNITY
PARALLELED
PARAPHERNALIA
PARTIALLY
PARTICIPATE
PEDESTRIAN
PENITENTIARY
PERIMETER
PERMANENT
TRANSMIT
TRANSPORT
TRESPASSING
TROUBLE
RESISTANCE
RESTAURANT
REVOKED
REVOLVER
SCENE
SCISSORS
SEARCH
SEIZE
SELECTIVE
SEPARATED
SERGEANT
SILHOUETTE
SIMILAR
SITUATION
SOLICITOR
SPANISH
SPECIMEN
STANDARD
SUBTLE
SUICIDE
SURRENDER
VEHICLE
VIAL
VICIOUS
VIETNAMESE

TOBACCO
TOURNIQUET
TRAFFIC
TRANSACTION
TRANSLATOR
UNCONSCIOUS
UNDERSTAND
UNIFORM
UNIQUE
URINATE
VIOLATION
VISIBLE
WAIVER
WATCHED
WEIGHT
WITNESS