Why I love my Science class

Me: What were the first words spoken by a man walking on the moon?
Student T: Up yours Russia!

Other Teacher: Is it true that you compared sex to pooping in your Science class?
Me: Sigh.

Student M: You might as well say that a cat and a alligator flew together and made the moon as say that two almost planets hit each other and one spun off and made our moon. I mean, how can they even imagine that happened?
Student T: What's that got to do with a cat and an alligator?
Student MM: There was an alligator?

Me: What is the study of the stars called?
Student H: Astrology.