You know that your husband has been in Sheriff training too long when ...

You look at the cover of "Fun with Dick and Jane" and check to see if Dick's dress shoes are edge dressed. (They aren't, the slob!)

You figure out that nail polish remover actually makes a great edge dressing remover for those spots ya accidentally flicked onto the kitchen floor.

Your husband finally looses enough body fat that he starts complaining that the house is cold before you do.

Your husband doesn't care that you do the things that he was too anal to let you do before ... like change the oil in the car.

You get excited when you find listerine strips on sale at Costco ... bulk!

He comes home finally convinced that his mother-in-law had it right all along.

You get cussed out at work ... and he manages to convince you easily that he had a worse day.

The dry cleaning lady recognizes you instantly.

You watch Cops together as a romantic date.

He turns down pie and eats more veggies.

You watch Cops alone and understand all the code words they use before the Cops explain what they mean.

You get all teary eyed when a Sheriff car follows you on the way to the store because hopefully that will be your husband someday, instead of being paranoid about your driving.

"Together time" means stenciling new p.t. gear with your husband's name.

You secretly write everything in neat printing at work, just to see what all the fuss is about.

Your husband, the infamous night owl, wants to be in bed by 7:30 pm so that he can be asleep by 8:00 pm (umm, I mean 20:00).

You husband drools longingly over the expensive watch that has military time on it, and you encourage him to buy it because he finally wants to buy something that is actually useful!

You have one of those dreams where you wake up with a great idea ... and it's about how to pack your husband's lunch more efficiently so that you can get 2 more minutes of sleep.

When your husband wakes you up with a good-bye kiss in the morning you say things like, "Don't forget your cover!"

You change your sheets the night before inspection, just because it feels like the right thing to do.